Amphitheater of Anguish

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

Hi. Im the baby carrot thats withering away on the bottom shelf of your fridge. I could have been a treats for a little rabbit creature. And now? Mold is only thing that eats me. Do you love being selfish

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

stood up too fast and now im experiencing horrors beyond my comprehension

my mom says you can come over for a play date on sunday but we cant go into the mirror world or the brutalist house or the bathhouse or the airport BUT the navidson hallway is fair game. and i also have pepsi but you have to bring your own lunch