evolunatik

I would cry so hard I’d feel so blessed

I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.

I'm gonna need some elaboration here

#it's like lord of the rings#it's only flat for pirates

You get it.

“Pirate” is a mage subclass fueled by word of mouth, rule of cool, The Power of Belief/Love/Friendship, and rum.

Mostly rum.

when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old

what the hell else would it be about, 10/10 best interpretation

so, I was today years old when I found out this ISNT what the song is about.

I doubt twitter will change or that people will leave

every time people talk about abandoning sth they use daily i think about that yall cant even boycott chik-fil-a

@kedreeva​

Excuse me, ma'am? It is incredibly rude how good you are at this. You can't just make me want to acquire statues I have no room for.

Thank you Jorts

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

okay so that’s at least one person who would have no problem if they got sent back to medieval times, the guild hall absolutely going off to this mashup