evis-things

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

every few months i try to figure out how to build a website so that if tumblr ever gets nuked i dont lose all my writing and every few months i have to remind myself that i am a fish trying to climb a tree

I'm bookmarking this

honestly it seems really unfair that if you have a shitty childhood you have to deal with all these extra problems once you’re older. i think that you should get to have some kind of beam attack and a double jump instead

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

"Your cat would eat you if you died in the house" buddy she tries to eat me alive a couple of times a week, yr point was what exactly

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

I went to Mad At You Island and I killed and killed and killed and killed

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player