your favourite court jester

whips out my level 98 erosion technique in the kroger produce aisle and reduces your sweet red onions to a mere shadow of what they once were

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

29th June 2026. This year's Strawberry Moon was extremely low in the sky, which made it look very large and bright. (A perfect photographic opportunity!)

I love Chinese costume drama BLs cuz the flying martial arts fights make for great gifs but I’m really putting it back on every night cuz for the the fourth episode in a row thirty unmoving characters whose names I don’t know are continuing to engage in an uninterrupted rigorous ethical debate.