splats you

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

I wanna plug a tree into the power grid so it can grow real fast. I want to breed an absurdly fast-growing tree that consumes more power than any plant in evolutionary history has ever had access to

The tree is RED HOT. It sucks in carbon dioxide with whirling fans. The roots tunnel down to the water table with pounding jack hammers and pull up water which is pumped into the red hot leaves at 200 psi to be transpired as LIVE STEAM. Screw photosynthesis, we have HIGH VOLTAGE.

Superhero team as a metaphor for online friendship

I've known you for years, but don't know your name. I trust you with my biggest fears, but you'll never even know how I look. I wish I could take you to my favourite coffee shop or park, but I'll never be able. If something were to happen to you I would never know. You are one of most important people in my life, I wish I could introduce you to others

*blasts you with boiling hot steam* omg im so sorry 😅 *blasts you with boiling hot steam*

when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.

When god invented harmless but scary-feeling heart palpitations, she genuinely believed we would find it as funny as she does. In her own perverse way, she's doing the best she can for us. She's got nobody to explain to her why this is wrong.

just stressed myself out until i died

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt