mommy, i committed cringe :(

22 November 1969 - 4 June 2026

Anyway, Carla would peg him. :]

Also crack fic idea: Dina eats Bert and becomes the Colossal, meets Carla (who doesn’t die), sees Grisha again, they make contact and unlock the Founder’s power, both women take turns pegging the fuck outta him, and for extra measure Dina uses the Founder’s power to alter Grisha’s biology and get him pregnant 😈.

The reason why Eren doesn't have more siblings is because Carla and Grisha are way to busy being kinky. dbew jfbrekj

How's it feel now motherfucker

spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

annaresti horror novel about waking up in the body of a urrasti and you think you’ll get to see wonders and do cool research but then on this planet it turns out there’s something called “gendered expectations” where you have to spend 20 hours a day caring for your child without even getting a break from the crèche workers AND they’ve put an F on your “national ID card” which means employers will see you’re a woman and won’t care about your biostatistics theories. AND on top of all that “your” husband (which is crazy! he’s not “yours” he’s his own person!) might get “drafted” into a “war” leaving you destitute.

― Ursula K. Le Guin, The Dispossessed: An Ambiguous Utopia

broad city (2014–2019) / everything i know about love by dolly alderton (2018) / the worst person in the world (2021) / girls (2012–2017) / frances ha (2012) / valentine by fiona apple (2012) / high fidelity (2020) / sex and the city (1998–2004)

Yall………….

Total Eclipse of the Eternal Heart - Syundei 

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For research sake I’ve taken a screenshot of the number of fics tagged Olufrey on ao3 right now. Will check back in at the end of the anime’s first season to see how far the number explodes