Rude, lewd, and ready to get nude

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

wow that’s really cool. Do you mind if i get soul-crushingly sad for a moment

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

playing eroge like "damn this boss's attack patterns are really simple, they can stand to make this fight a bit harder"