The Evil Bog

@evilmuckmage

you hold no power here, the very forces of evil nature conspire against you >:)

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Since muckmage is longer muckmage, I will no longer be posting on this blog. I suppose I could change my name to evilmuckmagister but I don’t really want to. This was fun

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favorite EVIL filetype?

pdf

#evil #evilposting

my delicious coin 🤤

#evil #evilposting

I wonder how youre doppelgangers are doing

the same as me i would imagine. but also slightly different

i’ve been doing lots of evil lately so i haven’t been on tumblr much

#evil #evilposting

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MIDNIGHT and I’m thirsty.walks towards you with my straw

evil me reblogging the same posts only to add sinister undertones oh god

>:)

magical-hazardous-waste-wizard

i cast CURSED EVIL BOG on your headquarters

- @evilmuckmage

Do you think you're the first to try that? Well, according to the log of attacks on The Magical Hazardous Waste Department Tower, you're the 32nd person to cast cursed evil bog on the tower.

Most of the effects should be mitigated by the massive amount of wards in and around the building. I'll just go spot clean and reinforce the wards, and this place will be fine.

:(

I cast uh? Regular Evil Bog?

I cast very nice normal bog 🌸

I cast Peg Bog Nog

magical-hazardous-waste-wizard

One of those will probably get past the wards, but that's pretty liveable. I change the scenery around the tower every so often myself.

I guess I will need to do some waterproofing and set up some walkways around here, so I guess Evil Muck still got to inconvenience me.

>:)

oh my god guys not again

joy and whimsy ^^

rot and decay

#evil #evilposting

You radiate such a dark aura in this

oh my god. nah that's not me that's @evilmuckmage for sure

yeah that’s me

frightstricken-deactivated20260

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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its ok if nows not a good time

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Do the evil/good muckmages have physical representation? Did they accidentally split off from you somehow?

buddy i have zero clue, they've just showed up and i don't think there's much i can do about it

this is me, good muck, just like regular muck but in a pretty dress (❁´◡`❁)

i don't know what evil muck looks like, but I'm sure they're really cute too! \(♡°○°♡)/

i look just just muck except my hat has EVIL written on it

have an EVIL birthday >:)

- @evilmuckmage

thank you evil me 🙏😌 i'll walk out with all the cutlery after going out for dinner later tonight just for you

>:)

#happy birthday muck 🎉🎉🎉🎉

when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

#evil #evilposting

thatsbelievable

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

yourlocalbreadenthusiast

Why was this on my dash-

dyinggoosenoises

Because it’s Tuesday

yourlocalbreadenthusiast

Oh yeah-

opalescent-apples

I like it here! I think I’m gonna stay another week. Wake me up next Tuesday though, okay?

@muckmage

Why would you want to leave the Bog? (°○°) It’s so nice here!🌻🌹🌷 Right, @muckmage?

the bog is trying to eat you

That is NOT true!

the bog hates you specifically

That is NOT true! ｡ﾟ･（>﹏<）･ﾟ｡ I live here! I am a part of the Bog! It doesn’t hate me!!

the bog loves killing and murder and it’s the only thing eviler than me

It DOES NOT!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ∩´﹏`∩ﾟ)ﾟ｡

tge bog killed three people this morning

Yeah, but it did not enjoy it! ( ˘ ^˘ )

it thought it was hilarious. most fun it’s has since the last time it killed three people

This is NOT TRUE. Evil muck is a liar because they’re evil! Which, by the way, you’re so good at being evil!! But still. You’re a LIAR!

i do love lying but i am not lying about this >:)

You are!! Liar!

true! but i am not lying about the bog

it’s evil and mean and it loves killing and murder and eating people

That is not true the Bog loves tea and cranberries and books it DOES NOT love murder and killing and eating people!!

the bog only drinks tea that it stole from others and it only reads books about EVIL and it LOVES killing and murder and eating people

I’ve seen like 10 posts of Picrew chains today and while I only have 1 mutual on here I wanted to do it so

Make yourself with this Picrew and reblog

@moodlevoodle and also anyone else who wants to

@2for2long

URS IS SO CUTE

@ochereum @pianowaifu69 @eleventeenratsinaflannelsuit @kqrmen1 @thanyoucouldsaysabotage @sisblink @ineedibuprofen

tyyyy. it's so cute 🥺 @sisblink @ochereum @xx0yeet-everything0xx @xgirlidiotx @waryofthemist007 @anyone!

ty!! i love yours so much <3

@err404r @lalallorona @dicklessswonder @ashlakh @2for2long @siszuzu @six-strings-are-better-than-four @gayoticbeing

thanks for the tag @sisblink :)

no pressure tags <3 @screamtilurthroatbleeds @badassbassist @a-passing-storm @gooseberry--fool @honestlytastygayasstrash @lodoredeldoloremuto

screamtilurthroatbleeds

thanks riley :)

slay.

np tags @gothstgf @rebel-fleur85 @xxwhiteveilbridexx @d0m1n1k774 @eyesxunclouded @snakesinner @rotten-decay @echoanddust + open

Thank you!

Tagging: @nocylipcowa @trupowieszcz @wonderbound @thestreamdreampony @somethingsgottasaveyou @more-espresso-still-depresso @tenjanek and everyone who wants to join 🖤

ahhhh got tagged like half a year ago but this picrew is super cute so i had to do it!! thank you 💗💗💗

obv not obligatory but id love to see: @mephal, @gniew777, @dieletztepanzerhexe, @hydromantia, @lunalunaris, @corde-love, @szczek, @nekrobiom & anyone who wants to be tagged as well!! 💕

Hiii thanks! <3 <3

New years resolutions? Get myself some swords

I tag @oneeyemoji @thewitch2077 @tauremornalome @rabbitrah @chaberkowepole @likesirensinshadows @makawicja @mrokat and whoever else wants to join!

I MISSED THESE SO MUCH thank you!!

tagging anyone who wants to play, esp @hiendar @venombiote and @myslovitz if you guys want to

thank u!!! (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

tagging everryone, maybe @ceet @eggbreadboi @katelfiredemon @generalb @meeekaburgerbag ifyouwant??

I liked this one, thx for the tag!

I especially like that this one gave me a gun, I call this one “you look like you have an awful excess of bones. Let me remedy that!”

I will tag @rowanoke @mx-menace @captain-crabbo @underestimated-heroine @kaijuno @latte-cucumber @archangel-fucking-judas to see if any of y’all want to!

archangel-fucking-judas

@humm-bird @hummingbird-hunter @muckmage @fallow-grove @ahno-nimus @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @skulkie @squid-wizard @wizardpigeon @d1nosaurpower @moenmomentsthemoe-en @that-fanperson-meg no pressure tags feel free to join in

yeaah this one's cute i like it ^^

yeaah this one’s cute i like it (in an evil manner ofc) ^^

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You should be more nefarious 😮

this is some important feedback thank you bingus, taking this under consideration

but that’s my thing :(

i'm gonna make an evil google form to crowdsource funny answers to evil dating app prompts because it's not my fault that my evil personality exists in a quantum superposition of enthralling and stunningly dull and that when observed (required to answer such prompts) i collapse to the lowest energy state (the most boring person on earth)

(evil version of this post: https://www.tumblr.com/muckmage/737102572401393664/dating-app-profile-prompts)

this is no longer about me being the most boring person on earth, i actually did have some of my own evil ideas while i made this, now i just wanna see the funniest evil answers anyone else can come up with 😈👍

There are so many evil prompts so just answer the ones you can be bothered to, and you can submit multiple evil answers too if you want ^^ I

#evil #evilposting #evil muck

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