Ghost

lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid

You got the chese touch!! Lol

Lol! *blows up your house*

Most candles are designed to be burned once, then flipped upside down and burned the other way.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

there are 1 trillion people in the notes of this post saying "yeah! i mean i hate kids but they should have rights!" you hate kids? you mean you hate all members of an oppressed group solely for their membership in this group? right. why do you hate them? because they can't take care of themselves and need help? because they don't understand social norms and can be "annoying" and disrespect boundaries as a result? because they can be messy? because they don't understand things in the same way as you do? that's awesome. how do you feel about disabled people btw

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

Translator? Why not trans now?

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain