Evil duckers

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

Humanity is not inherently cruel by the way, that's just capitalism. However every bad thing I do is a choice that I make with earnest whimsy

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

local customer SHOCKS lemonade stand workers by ordering in FLUENT duck

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

🤚

hey duck

youre no good duck

youre never gonna be shit

ya just like ya fatha

Every time i kill a man i have a gay thought

the Devil is probably just some white girl from england

Your army @evil-duck-offical ?

Absolutely. Beware

Stop being apologetic about everything and start killing people already

why not both

Because being apologetic is dumb

*stabs you* sorry about this. *stabs you.* Really don't mean it. *stabs you* have you forgiven me? *Stabs you* I can keep going till you do

Hey. Hey. HEY. :( HEY >:(

I’m not celebrating VALENTINES day, I’m celebrating VILLAINTINES day. I’m doing nefarious deeds. scheming and plotting. singing my dramatic solo number surrounded by green and purple mists. while you’re on your little date, I’m putting my diabolical plans in motion. oh, you’re proposing? I’m stealing The Diadem

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

fair warning this thing is actually cursed by some fuckinf evil wizard because when i was making it air just got stuck in my throat and refused to move for like a minute and i felt like the life was going to leave me completely and after i sent it off to wreck havoc on my gc my friend said it’s giving him a headache like he can feel it begin to rot his mind Please be cautious with my yucky p03 edit it is genuinely evil

There’s a lot of ducks in the officalverse

There's a community iirc is everyone in it