[LURKER]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

"why do you like this trait in female characters but not in male characters" because gender changes the dynamic

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.