what even

can we have a moment for the Aprils out there who have just become irrelevant for the next eleven months?

For example, my character April Turner who I genuinely and I cannot make this up (well I could very easily but what would be the fun in that) have been writing about constantly for the last month but I LOST ALL MOTIVATION to continue her story today

so i come into school on friday wearing a purple bow tie (bow tie friday) and my ace and she/her pins as usual and i walk into dance and the dance teacher goes "EVI I LOVE YOUR PIN!!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT!!!" and i'm like uh the internet

immediately she says to the class of six or so year 10s plus the two other people in my ballet class "WE SHOULD ALL GET THESE I AM GOING TO PUT ONE ON MY LANYARD WITH MY SMILEY FACE PIN"

anyway the school dance teacher spreads more gossip and general information than all of the students combined so i bet you by next week everyone who does dance will know about this

mentioned in a previous post "Wait i know what this is" [clearly does not know]

"Look i'd comment but i don't know anything about this sort of stuff so i'd get it wrong and embarrass myself" [walks away very quickly]

"isn't purple your favourite colour" yes it is well done

"no one will know what that is you know evi" yes very aware by the fact that about twenty people, including you, have now asked me

"I LOVE YOUR BADGES I WANT THEM" actual good reaction and i love her

",,, ain't that a plant thing" "THAT'S RUDE" from two different people. The second of which is the second person mentioned here. so clearly he knows a a bit. anyway the comment itself isn't funny but the context is. i have now been told that by two people. BOTH OF WHICH ARE IN MY PHYSICS CLASS. for some reason physics just screams Asexual Is A Plant Thing to some people?

"THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SEE ATTRACTIVENESS" i mean not all ace people don't but i sure don't so. sure.

and in music this guy (the token straight of our Very Gay music group) asked what it meant 2 seconds after i'd been explaining to my other ace friend how i'd had to explain it to like three people already

anyway we both burst out laughing not because he didn't know but because of the timing of him asking

AND HE WAS LIKE "NO I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS"

naturally, my ace friend leaps onto this. "What does it mean then," she says. The guy gets very flustered because he in fact does not know. "We don't mind if you don't," she says. "no, no, i know," he says. "There are just. so many."

of course all of us laugh at this

anyway today in music again the teacher asked me what it meant so i said it was the ace flag

If you are in years 7-9 you are now a Horror.

my mum: some day you will find a nice boyfriend my dad: or girlfriend my mum: and remember we don't care what you do with him my dad: or her my mum: you can bring him over whenever we'll be fine with him my dad: or her me, aroace: sure my mum: ALSO THIS APPLIES TO YOU [looks at my younger brothers] my dad: just we assume not yet cause evi hasn't had a boyfriend or girlfriend yet so you won't me, aroace: ha

movie: [unnecessary kiss scene] me: eww my brother, following me: ewwww my mum: COME ON SOME DAY YOU WILL STOP FINDING THIS DISGUSTING me, aroace: sure i will

i will slowly make this entire household aroace by accident

so somehow my dad got hold of a (secondhand?? i think???) d&d campaign thingy whatever and was like Hey Wouldn't It Be Fun If We Did This As A Family

so you guys don't know my family we have:

no imagination 1

no imagination 2

gets bored every 2 seconds

me

my dad (the dm)

i'm the only one who's played D&D

so we get out our pre-made characters fresh from the factory (though i change a few details on mine to make them less boring) and we go through the campaign and it's the most dull thing ever

this is not least because i am the only one who knows how this game works AND ONE OF MY CHARACTER'S TRAITS IS "DOESN'T LIKE TAKING AUTHORITY IN SITUATIONS"

in the end to make things interesting i cast thaumaturgy to try to convince some guys that i am the voice of god and to release some wolves in their base and then sacred flame on the one who disagrees to make it look like they have just been struck down by god (i love a good cantrip)

AND NO IMAGINATION BUDDIES WERE LIKE WHY DID YOU DO THAT. NOW WE WILL BE EATEN BY WOLVES

as if i would not rather be eaten by wolves.