A Floral Bitch

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

there's so much love and hope stored in spring and summer its true

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

ive gotten into the habit of saying 'girl' in replacement of 'dude' and i do it to grown men and they donttt really like it

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)