All the Pretty Books

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

My favorite part is that this isn't a summary of lord of the rings. It only covers the Fellowship of the Rings. They're nowhere near Mordor yet. lol

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

I appreciate that people also liked this one

Oedipian task: when you've got to deal with a motherfucker and you'd rather gouge your own eyes out.

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

being a grad student will introduce you to file formats you never knew existed. why am I downloading a .djvu file

sure whatever download as TPS. as NEX. dude you gotta open this as a SAM file, it's a BAM file, it's a VCF. Save it as a TRE file and then open it in PAUP*. yeah there's your problem you need to save this as a POOB file it'll only work if it's POOB

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

This post is a blessing

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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

Oh my god they were phishing