As Sly As A Fox As Strong As An Ox

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

Tis the season once more, witches!

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

THATS CONK CREET BABEY

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

reblog to support female characters violently killing people