Next Stop, Dean Town

If trump wins I’m gonna go ape shit, this is a stupid and bad take. I like having rights as a trans woman actually believe it or not

Nostalgia is fun, things are definitely getting worse than they where and I wanna be a child again so it’s not as stressful bc fuck the state of the world rn. No one thinks we’re gonna go back to normal and everyone knows things have to change. It’s just a meme and it’s nice to imagine going back to times when you where young and not as stressed out all the damn time

That reminds me. I can't imagine an American saying "Jammie Dodger", so what do you guys call that kind of biscuit?

Are you talking about a scone?

I dont think we have a special name for them? They'd be considered a type of cookie.

...do Americans just not like biscuits or something? Your biscuit culture is disappointing.

That's a scone. That is a goddamn scone and none of you can convince me otherwise.

That's a biscuit, scones are triangle shaped.

How in the hell is that not a biscuit

Because biscuits are hard and flat. This is soft and round. Thus, scone.

Biscuits are supposed to be soft and flakey. You want hard and flat, you make hardtack. You want a triangle that’s full of jam, you get a scone. 

It’s a type of biscuit, not the definitive biscuit! The archetypal biscuit is supposed to be soft, if it’s hard that means you overcooked it or it’s been left out for too long!

A biscuit is hard and flat! Even you said hardtack was hard and flat, and hardtack is a type of biscuit!

History of the American Revolution (1776)

I’m gonna go to Britain and just start throwing punches

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Super useful for this coming winter!

Hint: You may wish to remove the peel from the lemon first because it can make the concentrate a bit bitter.

I use these ingredients all the time to make tea for good digestion, this is a lovely combination

I made some a while back. Now I know how long to keep it!

Lemon and honey is also just really really fuckin good

What’s he realistically gonna do, play a prolonged game of hide and seek with the secret service looking for him in the White House? If he won’t leave they’ll just kick him out

Target, where the customers become employees just because they are wearing red

New theory: target doesn’t have actual employees

Do this enough times and you get money

Fuck it I have a red shirt and I need a job

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

Are you shitting me? Terfy vampires? Bizarre

Our intern quit her job at Pizza King so we are plotting to open a new restaurant in competition—would you eat at Padishah Pizza? Primor Pizza? Count Von Pizza? Basileus Pizza?

The tzar’s pizzaria

Actually, the best way is *brain shuts down*

8/10 but fuck, OW.

A perfect 10, I win I’m the new queen of tumblr

Acab

I’ve been informed that these are in fact firefighters, my statement still stands but I fucking love fire fighters

Acab

Me: dressed in plate armor and goes to a museum w medieval art and looks for this photographer

I wonder why he calls her peg...

can we stop adding -wave and -core to shit now it’s done. it’s finished

I’d like to purpose to you my new idea: wavecore