the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

The best thing they could've done after releasing that picture of Louis that says "the ex" is then release a picture of Armand that says "the ex" and a picture of Nicki that says "the ex" and a picture of Gabrielle that says "the ex" and

Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

Even opening the door, stepping outside, looking up, and going back in is better than being indoors all day.

Sometimes a diva who’s probably transmasc hates her own self-insert character for various self-hate reasons (Anne rice playbook). C’est la vie!

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them