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I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

sexboobomb

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

sexboobomb

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

mbrainspaz

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

foldingfittedsheets

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

#mine tends to be #man I hate it when that happens #when something majorly inconvenient happens in the most flat voice possible

sorry studying for my checkride rn and thinking about the fact that one day there will be a flight that is the last one I’m in charge of…and then thinking of the fact that Ice’s likely came much sooner than he was prepared for…and Mav was probably forced into his

#icemav #tgm #top gun #iceman #maverick

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hangster - bradley's version

(jake's version)

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things jake has said thought (part 1)

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things jake has thought part 2 (part 1)

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things bradley has thought part 1

bambicoded

it's important to me that ilya remains captain of the centaurs after shane joins, but i have a specific picture in my mind of shane being assistant captain and being generally harmless and super chill , so the centaurs see him as like the chill parent (something to be said about shane being content in letting someone else, specifically His Someone, have the reins and enjoying not being in charge) but then ilya has to be out for a few weeks for like health or smth so shane goes into Captain Mode and the centaurs are scared shitless by how intense he gets all of a sudden. the most intense drills of all time. the hardest plays they've ever heard of. the strictest practices on earth. and they suddenly understand why shane led the metros/voyagers to victory so many times and why ilya treats him like the boss in their relationship. and then as soon as ilya comes back he turns it off and the centaurs are like Oh Thank Fuck Because What The Hell Was That

fuckyoucanada

Hollanov crack fic during Ilya’s last year in Boston and they’re out in a club. Ilya’s attached to his phone and the others are being Gross Hockey Players and rating their hookups. Sharing details that get progressively dirtier. Ilya’s the only one who hasn’t shared and they keep pestering him because surely he has some wild stories. He lets slip he’s basically dating someone and the others commiserate saying stupid shit like aaah boring sex huh? And Ilya is so offended on his sex life’s behalf that he goes into excruciatingly kinky detail on what exactly him and “Jane” have gotten up to.

It’s whatever until someone who was at the club posts a video and now everyone knows 1. Rozanov is taken 2. His girl is fucking WILD like god damn

(This all escalates years later when they get outted and people have to confront the fact golden boy Shane Hollander is a fucking freak in the sheets)

#heated rivalry #hollanov

not-all-the-prayers

The West Wing + screenshots of despair (?/?)

#the west wing

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heated rivalry twitter (15/?) for the anon that wanted more ilya and hayden interactions

bonus:

bisexualroz

I need to see ilya in his WAG era. like totally embracing the stay at home dads, husband to the captain lifestyle. he pick shane up from practice with sunglasses, sleeveless shirt and baby strapped to his chest. he insults nearly every team member in the playful way that he does, before showing off the thousand pictures he took of tiny baby sleeping that day. moms are cooing over him at the mommy and me classes that he goes to, and sometime drags a reluctant shane to. he’s the coolest dad at pre-school pick up. everyone is wanting to arrange a play date with him because he’s ilya fucking rozanov. he sits with the rest of the wives at home games and is the loudest and more annoying spectator. he is screaming to luca to take the shout, swears in russian when wyatt catches a the puck. he would be so endearing but so fucking insufferable, i need it so bad.

#SO SO MANY AMAZING WAG GROUP CHAT FICS #if you need recs lmk!!

barbie-verse

heated rivalry twitter (9/?) ft ilya's secret shane stan account

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander

freenowrightnow

shane: since our rookie season

ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #ilya rozanov is a simp

formaldeandy

Ilya listens to this song and cries

#this is so niche #but op is 100% right #also Wyatt Flores’ version of How To Save A Life #that man just never thinks he’s enough

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scunthotter

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

evergreenpineneedle

Okay. I get that fandom, and this fandom in particular, tends to write lgbt+ ships, but

I NEED Maria to get her Swedish hockey man in at least one fic pleaseeeee

kat2107

yes!

Let that girl score!

evergreenpineneedle

Right!! Like she lived the NYC nightmare(dream?) let her flourish and have all her hot and rich dreams

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