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Bradley Bradshaw is New York City’s most underpaid, overworked associate, working for the city's biggest workaholic. The only thing more painful than the combination of those things is his equally underpaid, overworked colleague, Jake Seresin, who drives him halfway insane on a regular basis.
That’s until Jake comes up with the world’s worst idea, and somehow, Bradley’s under-slept, over-caffeinated brain decides that he should help execute it.
OR
The Set it Up AU.
Chapter 1 - The Approach
Chapter 2 - Non-Binding Indicative Offer
Chapter 3 - Due Diligence
Chapter 4 - Red Flags Report
Chapter 5 - Marked Up Draft
Chapter 6 - Negotiations
Chapter 7 - Execution Version
Super appreciative of all of the people who have read this that don't even know the source material - love you guys.
it's like from some angles rooster is a lanky loser cringefail millennial goober and then from other angles he's like the navy's sexiest beefcake. how does he Do that
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“Oh my god,” Marjan says, picking up a faded pink box. She turns it over in her hands, studying the cover with wide, unbelieving eyes. “TK, what the hell is this?”
Two girls with big, teased ‘80s style hair smile out from the cover, both leaning into a giant pink phone.
“Oh shit!” TK laughs, too delighted to be embarrassed by this particular discovery from his past. “It’s Dream Phone, I forgot about this.”
“Dream Phone?” Marjan and Carlos ask in confused unison.
“Yeah you use this big phone and it gives you clues about which boy likes you.” At their blank expressions he continues. “You guys never played this?”
“I was engaged when I was twelve, so no, there wasn’t a lot of boy talk in my house.” Marjan says flatly.
Carlos snorts into his coffee.
“Yeah, my dad would’ve had a lot of questions if I was dialing a pink phone trying to find out what boy liked me…”
“Whatever,” TK says, setting the box to the side. “It’s a deduction game. It’s basically just like Clue.”
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Good morning everyone! The final chapter of No One Gets Left Behind is coming soon - and I wanted to share this part that makes my own heart squeeze. I intended to write a fic that might feel like a post-season 5 Tarlos-centric episode of the show, which we never got to have. I really hope I've managed it with this one. It's been a blast to write and share ❤️
Jonah, as if sensing that he’s being watched, looks up to meet Carlos’ eye and grins back at him. Without being beckoned, because he just knows he’s wanted, Jonah hops up on his little cowboy boots and jogs to his papas, dodging their dancing friends as he goes.
“Hey!” TK cheers happily when he feels the familiar slam of Jonah meeting his side. “There you are.”
“Wanna dance with us?” Carlos asks him.
“Yeah!” Jonah replies, and lifts his arms to be picked up.
TK and Carlos look at each other, grinning with surprise. They’ll often scoop Jonah up as they please, to tickle and horse around with him, or they’ll naturally pick him up and cradle him if he’s upset. It’s rarer, these days, that their six-year-old will put his arms up like this, like he did when he was three.
TK and Carlos each grab him under a reaching arm and bring him up. While TK gets Jonah positioned comfortably on his hip, Carlos takes Jonah’s free hand, and puts his other hand on top of where Jonah clutches TK’s shoulder. Together, they swirl around, and Carlos breaks into silly shimmies and sometimes the robot – anything to make Jonah laugh and scream. Anything. Anything for that beautiful, enlivened sound that becomes part of the music. TK and Jonah, Carlos thinks, are handsome guys anyway, but when they are happy, and feel safe to be happy, and express that joy, especially at the same time, there’s nothing more beautiful in the world.
Carlos can’t help himself. He leans in and kisses Jonah’s cheek, then kisses TK’s.
“I think I’m the luckiest guy in all of Texas,” Carlos announces.
“No, I think it’s me, actually,” TK twinkles back at him.
“No, I am!” Jonah says eagerly, shooting his hand up. He doesn’t want to miss a chance to stake his claim as the luckiest of all. And it is true. Not everybody gets to have a TK and Carlos of their very own.
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wip weds from cause of action (would you believe it?)
“Why aren’t you hungover?” Bradley asks, his mouth feeling worse by the second. Whoever invented Fireball needs to be sued, he decides. Or maybe shot.
The mattress shifts as Jake rolls onto his side again and tugs his pillow closer, a syrupy, smug smile writing itself across his lips. “Damn,” he drawls. “I forgot how pleasant you are in the morning.”
“Says you,” Bradley grumbles. “You’re unpleasant to me all the time.”
For some nonsensical reason, this appears to make Jake happier. “This is my bed you’re in, Bradshaw,” he points out. “I’m being plenty nice to you.”
In another set of circumstances, Bradley might have had a witty response to that. Instead, he winces and says, “If you were nice to me, you wouldn’t have let Mickey feed me several hundred shots.”
“I ain’t your keeper, Bradshaw,” Jake retorts. “You can make bad decisions for yourself.”
“Jesus, Seresin. A little pity wouldn’t go astray.”
Jake wrinkles his nose, but it does nothing to wipe the smile off his face. “Best I can do is Tylenol and a blue sports drink.”