Evie

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i always wonder where the repeated push to make Spider-Man have organic webs even comes from. inventing the web shooters always felt like a core Peter Parker moment to me, him using the nerdiness he got bullied for to establish himself, yknow. what's the benefit in having the webs be organic? is it somehow beneficial to the finance side of things? i would assume the opposite; how you gonna sell web shooter toys without web shooters?

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

Trying to fuck a girl with antlers starting every text with hello my deer

I was duelling this girl but I misread the vibe so when we got into a bind and got really close to each other I didn't kiss her I just hit her in the face with my pommel and now she's crying and she's got a nosebleed

I know the surface-level message from Onimai is just "Being forcibly feminised could fix me", but the actual persistent through line (intentionally or not) tends to be "Transitioning will help you actively participate in your own life. And you will love yourself again, and be loved by others. And your life will once again be worth living. But you have to make that choice."

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

Can I also get in on the part where the doctor patiently bears with me as I scream the entire time and then gives me some spray cheese on a tongue depressor?

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

I'm supposed to be shocked by shipping discourse in the big 26? my girl calls me big sis when she cums

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

i miss being normal :(

He looks super nice! thank you for the fan art! ^v^