I don't even know

It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

the thing about lancelot is that he IS first and foremost merlin's knight. he's mr. "your secret's safe with me." mr. "oh merlin you need to get to the cup of life? awesome i'm coming with you." mr. "i made a vow to gwen to keep arthur safe but merlin got hit by the dorocha so i am immediately going to abandon both the mission and my vow in order to look after him for however long he needs me. obviously" and it's really funny because nobody expects it from him. the difference between him and gwaine (also merlin's knight) is that he's quiet about it so nobody ever fucking suspects him. if arthur ever gave him an order he'd be like yeah sure alright and do it BUT if merlin pulled him aside to ask him if he would go against the order to cover for him saving the day (as usual) lancelot would be like "Say No More <3" and kronk wrong lever arthur into a pit on purpose. and then he would throw himself into the pit as well like "oh my god sire i am SO SORRY </333 i must've pulled the wrong lever or the rigging was messed up or something </333333 please my lord you have my utmost apologies and you can execute me for my foolishness if you want :((((" and arthur would take one look at his sad little face and be like No lancelot it's not your fault.....You are The Best knight i have and i trust you Completely....that lever must've been Tampered with...with Sorcery.... and merlin saves the day in the background and then he and lancelot go out drinking that night to celebrate

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

This post nearly got me ostracized by two of my swiftie friends and I don't think a third will ever look at me the same again lmaooooo

When I say "Frank vaults over the charge desk to get to Mel" I need you to know that I'm not imagining anything graceful or smooth.

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

something that rlly gets me is the fact that most kingdon moments happen when theyre alone. and one of the few times we've seen them interact in a group setting we got the 'its an inside thing' moment. which means that these two are soo annoying to interact with as an outsider because they are so exclusionary. like you just know they hijack every group conversation theyre in because they cant stop talking in inside jokes and obscure references. it doesnt matter what youre talking about, langdon will bring up something only he and mel understands just to make her laugh. now the whole convo's derailed. even patients clock it when mel and langdon are working on cases together. like wtf why are my doctors talking to each other in riddles. and in group debriefs they'll always stand next to each other and murmur to each other like annoying kids at the back of the class. theres just no decorum. theyre in their langdonmel bubble. mel's talking with dana and langdon interrupts just to say 'lewis carroll' then leaves. when dana's like ??? mel explains that theyre playing the alphabet game, taking turns to name things in a category in alphabetical order. and theyre always doing bullshit like that together while everyone else is on the outside so dana's like, yknow what, i'll join in for once, what's the category? and mel's like '19th century british authors.' so. maybe theres a reason no one else ever joins in.

no matter how loud it is, the volume is never loud enough to truly appreciate iris by the goo goo dolls

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy