Whispering Instructions To Moth

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

I told my mom not to feed her dog too much cheese and she got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear her in the living room singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby"

WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

I beg your pardon

did classical athens do something problematic

just misread ‘can’t stand minions’ as ‘can’t stand minoans’ and spent 5 minutes pondering how much of a grudge you could really have against the population of bronze age crete

#some youth stole my prized snake goddess statue #cant have shit in knossos

I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of the update came and everything looked the same and everyone started scrambling to find what changed and then someone posted a supernatural gif about the situation and was immediately and publicly executed and it turns out the update was “if you mention Supernatural in the year of our lord 2021, we will kill you” and then we were like “this is the only good update we’ve ever gotten” and then we just. continued sh*tposting

STAFF????????

i’m going to hit someone

if this virus kills me please put this on my tombstone