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She really said, "just so it's on the public record, my fiancé and I both have big dicks." Good for them.

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

the world's youngest sommelier: now here we have a very full-bodied red, from one of our smaller vineyards. very pungent, floral nose. tasting it, we get a very herbaceous front taste with distinct notes of......yucky,?

using "drugs" as a moral category will have people saying shit like "adderall isn't a drug because i don't feel any effects from it except the effects i feel, which are why i take it"

whenever i spend my day outside when the weather is good i’m like wow i’ve finally unlocked the secret to inner peace

well i'm haunted by WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension. #feminism

maybe they would be within your comprehension if you listened to women more..

you're right. i'm sorry women

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

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