In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

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it's actually insane work to have buck accuse eddie in mother's boy of just doing whatever he tells him when it's been established that. yeah. he does. it's evident especially in this season. it was buck's idea to scare hen with an alien mask and who was the one that jumped out of the ambulance to do it? eddie. eddie, who eats every experiment buck bakes without complaint OR hesitation. eddie, mr adament he will not be dating anytime soon, let buck drag him out on the prowl for a hookup with no intention of actually hooking up with anyone. we all know buck convinced him the black eye was not an excuse to skip out on the auction but to use it as an accessory. eddie went a different route than planned because buck suggested it. he does what buck tells him and more. he invited shannon back into christopher's life after his conversation with buck, he broke up with ana after buck made him see reason, he confessed to kim because buck convinced him to. he's the only other person (besides buck) who dressed in the 80's theme for chim's bachelor party because buck. said to. and it was a joint costume. he let himself be doused in perfume to attract and catch bees because why? buck. buck tells him to dad up and he fucking does. even when buck's not trying he's the reason (allegedly). buck's the reason eddie joined an illegal fighting ring, is the reason eddie changed his will, is the reason he forced himself into a relationship with marisol, is the reason he blew up his whole life, is the reason he stopped being friends with someone, is the reason he jumped off a bridge. god it really is the "eddie makes everything about buck" show isn't it?