Gays Into Her Killing Jar

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

paulharries: Leather jacket day at MCR HQ. Los Angeles 2011.

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* Amelia Bedelia

* Arthur

* Babar the Elephant

* The Berenstain Bears

* The Cat in the Hat

* Clifford the Big Red Dog

* Curious George

* Frog and Toad

* Ms. Frizzle

* Winnie the Pooh

* Someone else

* See results

- Curious George, while he has some buffed agility stats, is still narratively and functionally a human toddler. He’s one of the first to go down.

- Arthur could normally hold his ground for a good bit, but against these specific opponents, he’s toast.

- Pooh could put up a good struggle, but he couldn’t keep it up. He doesn’t have the heart for it.

- Babar has enough bulk to take a good few hits, but he’s too small and slow to deal any good damage and would eventually get chipped down.

- The Berenstain Bears actually last for quite a while. This isn’t because they’re bears, as you may think (their teeth and claws give them some advantages, yes, but the rest of them have the size and shape of regular human beings), but because there’s four of them. Couple that with Mama and Papa’s children being on the line AND the power of God on their side, and they’re the first on the list that actually mean business.

- Clifford can stay in the game due to his sheer size. Everyone above him here has literally no way to touch him, and could be easily crushed by a simple belly flop.

- Amelia Bedelia lasts almost until the end. Every attack directed towards her is dodged or deflected through a variety of contrived circumstances that Bedelia isn’t aware of. She also doesn’t even know that this is a fight.