how do you explain to people that spending all your pre-adolescence and adolescent years in such deep depression you didn't expect to make it past 19 and somehow making it to 30 changes your worldview. like i don't need any aspirations, i'm just vibing with my iced coffee that brings me actual joy and contentment. might chuckle at a funny post later. life's simple. it's good

in a threesome with anxiety and depression

if only i had something hanging off the same arm that i'm using to hold my water bottle that i could use to carry it that would also hide it. oh well

image: cropped caption of a tiktok. "POV: you're a content creator and your kids can now sense when a sweet moment is about to become content...and immediately shut you down 😂". end ID.

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too