sexy trash

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

stop asking me “wyd” i am literally at home losing my mind

“are you okay?” no bitch i’ll never experience a passionate romance like the ones you read in books

hey sorry i’m late i wandered into a liminal space

what do you mean i’ve been missing for 10 years

i love pressing force quit when things take too long on my computer #giveup

This movie was an acting masterpiece

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits