BeeBo

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

Au revoir et bon débarras, espèce de connard triangulaire.

instead of a big metal thing they should maybe plant a little garden.

Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

Awh, I always thought they were so pretty and had no idea they could be harmful

Can someone transcribe this? The water is really loud.

“Hey everybody! Here we are in the southern Appalachian mountains. We have a pristine Montane stream ecosystem, as you can see all around us here. I thought I’d make an educational video this morning. It involves this practice right here [gestures to rock pile]. As our national parks and national forests fall victim to human pressure, more than ever, this is something we’re seeing more and more of. Hopefully we can make this video go viral. This stream, as you can see around us right here, is a breeding ground for North America’s largest salamander, the Eastern hellbender. They can get up to 2.5-3 feet long. It’s part of our natural heritage in the eastern United States. When people do this right here - what they consider to be art - they’re actually destroying the breeding ground for the Eastern hellbender salamander. The Eastern hellbender will use flat rocks such as these to make nesting sites in these streams. So here’s what I would like everybody to do. If you care about our Montane stream freshwater ecosystems like this one around us here, when you see something like this, this is what I recommend doing: [kicks down rock pile]. Take the rocks, throw them back into the stream. The Eastern hellbender utilizes rocks like this. It actually feels pretty good to do this! [walks to other pile] This is not actually art, okay? This is destruction of our freshwater ecosystems. So I would like to encourage everyone: when you see this [gestures to second rock pile], do this! [kicks pile] I’d like to return our streams to their natural state for the organisms that live here. Thanks, and have a good day.”

This is especially true in places where ecology near hiking trails is especially delicate. In Utah, some major parks (like Arches) use trail cairns to keep hikers far way from the delicate cryptobiotic soil crust - something so delicate that if you step on it, you could destroy that spot for potentially decades. Crucially though, these cairns are often noted by the park in some way (“please follow the cairns to stay on the trail!”) and sometimes are not made out of local rocks – for the same reason that those rocks can be environmentally critical and should not be moved for cairns. But these cairns will never be in rivers, which I think is the point of this video. Never build cairns yourself, anywhere, ever, not even little ones. Even small cairns can be environmentally damaging, as well as mislead hikers. My dad and I got led off trail by mini cairns in Colorado and got semi-lost on the trail for 3 hours. My mom almost called search and rescue on us and we have to navigate down some sheer river cuts without any of the proper equipment. Just because some hikers built themselves their own cairns for funsies.