Euphonium Clod

Maddie's side of the family was cursed a VERY long time ago. But only a few hundred years ago the curse stopped, and believed the curse ended.

Proximal by @artistfingers & @ghostly-cabbage updated and it had me in a chokehold while I sketched these

But also...

Camp Halfa AU: Jack & Maddie

It seems right that Danny or Tucker would make a joke about ghost hunters camping out at a haunted lake in place of a proper ghost hunter convention just for Jack and Maddie to take the suggestion seriously.

They start the planning over a year in advance. It starts with posting on their usual ghost hunting forums which turns into them starting a facebook group for anyone interested in it and for hunters to share information on haunted spots and their processes for preparing for the camp out. By the time the event happens, there are hunters planning to come out from all over the country, some to stay for a handful days, some for the whole summer like the Fentons.

So it's a blessing and a curse to find out about Danny being half ghost just a few months before they're going to be surrounded by ghost hunters.

But Fentons are crafty and they adjust.

A nifty little wrist device is enough to hide Danny's ecto-signature from any ghost hunting weapons or trackers. With Vlad's setup towering over their own campsite, they can create a safe space for Danny (and the cousin/clone plus Vlad and also Valerie who also sometimes sets off their inventions? They'll be investigating that too).

Assume any and all fanfics have bad parents Maddie and Jack Fenton and vivisection/dissection unless stated otherwise

Danny has to be the most impressive or overpowered there just because

Phantom planet? Don't know her

Canon is barely a thing

We have achieved the creation of a culture within the ghost zone with absolutely no basis on canon that we all agree upon and it's your business to figure out

Yes, that ship exists and it's quite popular

Shane doesn't want Ryan knowing he's a demon, because obviously, so he kinda just says that he's sick.

After another day or so, getting the same nightmare everytime he sleeps, he HAS to tell someone. So, he tells Ryan about the dream, but saying that he's dreaming that he's an Angel who's falling instead of telling Ryan immediately.

Okay, regular demon Shane bullshit EXCEPT we get to see what his life is like after Ryan dies because he's immortal and Ryan was a human.

Other demons use Ryan to mess with Shane, maybe creating fake mirages of him or whatever to be like "ha ha you fell in love with a human!" BUT THEN (for some reason) Ryan actually does get resurrected! He doesn't know what's going on and he's scared and maybe initially Shane thinks it's another mean fake thing and is a dick to him but then feels incredibly guilty upon realizing the actual situation. AND Ryan gets upset because Shane is like, in shambles, he's mean and bitter and not at all like how Ryan remembers and Shane has to deal with the realization that he's completely lost himself!!

word count: 11.9k rating: T relationship: Ryan B./Shane M. summary: Ryan sees another occupied hospital bed, occupied by Shane next to him, and all of a sudden, his entire life comes to a halt. Or Shane and Ryan get into an accident and Shane has to take matters into his own hands if he wants to recover quickly, or at all.

author’s note:  At no point I knew where this fic was going, nor that it would be the longest thing I ever wrote but!! In the end I ended up quite liking it.

Anon I want to kiss you right now. I have been waiting for this question for years

Since I’m leaving for a few days (and I’m also very inpatient), here is the story! Tada.

(I hope the basics of this AU are somewhat understandable throughout the story, because I have planned more stories for this AU and giving you some extra information may give away what’s about to come.)

Have fun reading!

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It’s rare to see an angel’s wings.

This has been common knowledge since people knew about the existence of angels. They would always hide their wings and their halos. Their halos were simply too bright to look at; people would go blind. And their wings were too fragile to be even seen by a person. The wings of an angel tell you a lot about them. The more black feathers they have, the more they have sinned. The more feathers they have lost, the more they got hurt. A bigger and more noble pair of wings meant that the angel was higher ranked. This of course did not mean that an eminent angel’s wings could not have black, broken or lost feathers. Some with the brightest, shiniest, almost golden feathers have the deep-darkest black feathers. The more elevated the angel is, the more frivolous they are as a demon. A good angel makes a bad demon.

While people know that angels exist and walk among them, it is difficult to spot one. Unless they decide that someone is worthy, they will hide their identity.

It seemed like Shane was finally selected to see an angel’s wings, although he wished the circumstances were different. He really wished that Ryan wasn’t risking his life right now, and therefore had to get rid of his cover. And he really wished he wouldn’t have to do this next.

Happy Holiday Truce @rebel-skull! Sorry I’m skating right up against the deadline. This holiday season got busier than I expected.

Thank you for letting me change the prompt a little! This is a DP/Buzzfeed Unsolved crossover fic with a side of Demon Shane. (Read it on AO3 | FFN)

Thanks also to the ever wonderful @oboenotclarinet for your help when I got stuck. I’d be a mess with out you <3

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Maddie attacked the living room with the rare intention of making it look somewhat presentable, for the equally rare occasion of guests coming over. The scorch marks on the wall from the ectopus incident last month she could, unfortunately, do nothing about, but maybe the lime green stains on the couch could still be scrubbed out.

“Danny! Come help me clean up! Our guests will be here soon!”

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi