mmm... crumnchy

listen I know like, teddy ghost is the new hip danny x dash ship name on the phandom block but will I use it willingly? over my dead body (pun intended) this is a swagger bishie household.

SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

@crunchyplastic

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

@bamsara 🍤 🦐

you can never stop me from eating shrimp. i love shrimp til i die

*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds

#i'm quietly ice fishing with my mutuals but sometimes i perceive the shadows of lovecraftian discourse monsters passing below the surface

monsterfuckers are swimming furiously after them

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in