A compilation of things

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca