Freckled Fuck

How do you constantly place an ass as the major focus and not even make it good

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

I laughed so hard at this. The Fae are probably just standing there with their mouths open and the sheer and beautiful audacity of you feeding their ‘gift’ failed trap to your beautiful birb.

i’d say that since op only ate 11/12 they belong to the fae 11 months of the year, the other month is when they get op’s bird

Thank you @sanziene, thank you so much.

@diogememes 😂😂

Dramatic reveal

This hits different in 2020

You unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know.