Never stop never stopping (not spam just lazy)

“you’re so quiet” bro it's literally so loud in my brain.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

anti-doomerism has actually improved the way I handle my depression. I’ll think something like “I have nothing to look forward to, everything is getting worse and it’s not getting better” and then I’ll be like “whoa, cringelord. you sound like an emo 14 year old. you’re not helping anyone or anything with that misanthropic hopeless attitude. grow the fuck up.” and I bully myself back into participating in life, because depression and the associated dark thoughts are so cringe

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse