THE SKULL IS HERE

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

We need a sea mine emoji. And one of it exploding. And one of a wretched skeletal hand reaching up from the deep. Searching for an ankle to grab to drag you down below the sunlight. And one of air bubbles escaping your mouth as the water pressure squeezes in and drives the air from your lungs. And one of a mermaid but her boobs are out.

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

gotta stick to what works #ogrestyle

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

I hope this reminds you of me