THE SKULL IS HERE

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

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"america" has been run for the past decade or so by those guys who interrupts the teacher 5 times a class to tell jokes and later fail the class badly

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

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I think the funniest side effect of Skitarii coming to Darktide is a bunch of people realising that they’re really tall, and either being pleasantly surprised, in total shock or trying to deny it. Yeah, bud, the cyborg soldiers full of steroids are quite large.

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.