Love's Heir Treasure

the plot chickens

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

They're only Nieces if they're from the French town of Nice. Otherwise they're just sparkling "my sisters adult daughter who I'm doing strange medical roleplay with"

shelley gets a lotta fuckin cred for ozymandias despite only writing like one and a half lines and then just straight up quoting that traveller from an antique land he met for the rest of the poem

I love putting my penis inside things but I also wish I had a vagina to put things inside, such as a mold of my own penis

The corollary of needing to be willing to frame arguments in terms of moral precepts you don't necessarily share is needing to be aware of subtext. Yes, it's easy to get a certain stripe of hyper-conservative folks to agree with anything you please by framing it in terms of opposition to Big Government, but a large part of that is because when you say "Big Government", what they hear is "Jews". You didn't hack their brain with magic words, you just didn't realise what you were saying!

thing abt being some sort of dyke or lesbo is that you find yourself talking about girls with girls. clear conflict of interest, there.

so instead of saying "i would love to have sex with several of my close friends" in dms with a close friend, because that would make it a bit awkward, i instead say it here in front of like, everyone

I always get Naomi Wolf and Naomi Klein confused and I end up muttering that one tweet that's like "If the Naomi be Klein you're doing just fine / If the Naomi be Wolf, woof" or whatever and it does help, unfortunately

YES THIS ONE

it used to be that “fascism is aesthetics as politics” was the sort of thing that took several steps to demonstrate, but now everyone in roman-column twitter says “my ideal world is this AI generated picture of a centurion driving a spaceship” and you don’t even have to draw any connections to anything they just say it out loud.