Love's Heir Treasure

the plot chickens

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Marxists understand that the way to abolish class is not by ignoring it; rather, the goal is to render everybody a proletarian, a class that has in its interests only the final abolition of class; or, to paraphrase cinema's most correct villain, 'When everybody is a prole, nobody will be!' Similarly, family abolitionists must understand that the only way forward is not to restrict the family; we can abolish it only by putting everybody in such a position that it is in their interests to do so; or, in other words, the goal of socialism is to turn everybody into a daughter.

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Mahiro is like a friend that shows up on dash every now and then

maid who reads theory on her breaks finds out about the "dustbin of history" and gets ever-so-slightly obsessed

heaven help me my household staff are vanguardists

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for