Love's Heir Treasure

the plot chickens

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

The term “situationship” is KILLING romance!

Why take something beautiful and fascinating like an undefined impractical romance and describe it with some vape-esque word like situationship. A spiritually heterosexual word. You’re supposed to write genre defining poetry about this kind of madness, and yet “situationship” is the term we’re choosing to use these days. OKAY.

You Know What Time It Is. catgirl imperial space fleet admiral wishes so so so badly that she did not know what time it is. Party Bus. Diplomacy by Other Means. Various Fuckable Lunch Meats. ("no!") Lightning Dances With the Doomed. Basilisk Sax. Do You Think The Catgirl Space Empress Is Single? Kitten Caboodle. Hey You Can Run Doom On This. Starboard Side Effects. Perpetual Regicide Engine. Ohohohohohohohohoho~. We Come in Peace, Really, Definitely, Trust Us. World's Most Expensive Vape Rig. Definitely a Sex Thing.

Conflict Escalation Skills. Five Tons of Flax. Full Boargirl. Okay, So Like, I'm Getting Really Sloppy on Elfgirl Wine, and This Hot Sorcerer-Tyrant Who's Had a Few Herself Binds Me in Chains of Crystalline Poetry and Radioactive Pearl and Immures Me Within Her Palace-Tower, and Then Events Proceed Naturally From There. Who Said That?

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

I hope that Ringo Starr's unethical retention of the elfstones finally gets brought into the public eye in 2026.

Called it.

Queer people do not need to get into norse gods, queer people need dialectical materialism.

To be entirely honest I find the idea that queer people need spirituality at all quite insulting, and the unfortunately widespread insistence that there's some metaphysical spiritual element to queerness is rather counterproductive and (to put it bluntly) really fucking annoying.