what am i doing with my life

Hello tumblr user badjokesbyjeff. You say your jokes are bad but most people find them quite entertaining. You’ve lied to the public for years. You now must come up with a bad joke, or this group of clowns will show you the meaning of punchline. You have 5 minutes.

I’m crying this is High Art 

till deactivation do us part

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

World Heritage Post

the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house

a box of biohazard maybe

the only hazard here is ur attitude

its him… its earl grey…

tag your signature spice or herb. and no, it can't be garlic. we all use 18 cloves of garlic in everything. mine is smoked paprika <3

I hope I’m not just a url to you guys but also… a profile picture

Friendly reminder that this world was designed for neurotypicals and if you’re neurodiverse or mentally ill and you’re struggling, please be kinder to yourself because you’re doing your best in a world that wasn’t designed for you