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Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Shout-out to my shepherding girlies in Yemen, who also wear tall hats because they keep your eyes shaded and your head nice and cool!!!

And he was even more horrified and maybe a tad confused when he heard their conversation

Jason: go out with me Danny!

Danny: HAH! defeat me first Jason if you wish to take me on a date!

Jason: oh you BET!

Dick face paled for every second and was about to interfere when Danny managed to land a hit so hard it knocked Jason out cold for a second or two before he got back up

Danny: HAH! you failed Jason!

He said while pointing at Jason and Jason just scowled and said damn it under his breath

Danny: but well since I won that means I can ask you out for a date can I? So you wanna go on a date with me?

Jason just blinked in surprise before grinning from ear to ear

Jason: fuck yeah, let's go

okay

It’s a nice sentiment, I like the energy, I do. That said, I am actually descended from a “Salem Witch,” and my Ancestor, Mary Isham Towne, was not burnt at the stake, she was hanged by the neck until dead. We’re not savages y’know.

Furthermore, Mary Isham Towne was a churchgoing, god-fearing woman, who just so happened to be a widow who owned a piece of land that the local judge wanted to purchase, but which she refused to sell, and which he set out to acquire pretty much immediately after he sentenced her execution.