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pelmeshikk

husband material #2

luxmoogle

⋅ 𓆝⋆.𓋒 Do you feel that ocean breeze calling~?࿐ ࿔*:࿐ 𓇼

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myuuzaki

Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell

soprano-mess

That rat is my aesthetic: squishy and sarcastic

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ommanyte

Wahoo, it’s wiggly Wednesday!!!

jones-friend

ommanyte

YEEEAAAAAHHHH BABEEEEEEEEEY

the-wasp-prince-deactivated2023

I don’t know anything these days

Anime? Who is she?

Comics? Comics who?

TV shows? Is that a food?

Movies? An animal, surely.

PM/DM/reblog (not ask) me a picture of a character you like and tell me absolutely nothing about them and I will tell you who they are in a wildly inaccurate manner in a post.

ombrophobia

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

jesusduggar

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

abhortion-deactivated20131214

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

demisnowflake-deactivated201408

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

katherinearandez

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

popularhistorian

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

crvshstripped

wait what

poly-hebdo

I actually enjoy imagining data analysts spying on my history and being like:

“sir she watched twelve youtube-poops in a row and fapped on some weirdass hentaï, which product should we try to sell her ?”

“*sigh* I dunno man just throw in another Pampers commercial she’s between 25 and 30 she HAS to click on it at some point”

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so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.

HE GONE.

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance*

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.

palindrome-mystery

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

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kaptainandy

baby boomer: “you still on that damn computer?”

me:

andhumanslovedstories

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

ariaste

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

cornchipz-revival

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

ruby--wednesday

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

hotidiotsoup

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

bemusedlybespectacled

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

dailyhermionegranger

narwhalsarefalling

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

narwhalsarefalling

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

yoon-ity

Why the fuck do you know this

narwhalsarefalling

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

squirrelstone

Had they never seen green tea?

narwhalsarefalling

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

gostaks

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party

narwhalsarefalling

alan i know about soda not green tea

candies-and-sweets

Could you draw Sexy Elliot? Also who's you favorite character from HNKNA?

Super late but better late than never, right? I’m not really too sure what people would consider sexy, I hope this suits your taste ;-) Lately I’ve been in the mood for drawing characters in new clothing… it’s fun to think of what else they might wear.

As for the favourite character(s)…

It used to be obvious but I haven’t drawn much for HnknA so… Actually, I love all of the cast, I just have a special spot for these two in my heart.

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