Esquirette

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

I want this on my tombstone

:/

so march lasted 20 years but april is going to be 3 days

hey. its april 23rd. did u even notice? no? me either

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

You can dance, you can jive, but you can’t go outside

See that girl, watch that scene, but only through a screen

what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary