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when i was a kid i thougt that Weed was a Rare Item but it's really just a Common drop from most Lady types.

this weed strain has "permanent" in the name im sure thats not foreboding of anything

marshaling my pigeon army for a coo d'état

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

ohhh... its called a pickles because you "pick" or choosles if you want them on your burger or not

If I had the strength to show my face, you would see my cute glasses and come to understand that glasses girls are just like you and don't deserve to be subject to abuse and punishment

yknow in spite of the fact that the entire world is currently turning itself upside down to prevent me and my friends from having a good day, i really can't imagine being anything other than a trans woman. this shit kicks ass. we are so cool

getting the full deluxe realism mommy experience when i safeword and she gives me the "oh so i guess i'm just the worst dom in the world then, huh?"