june bug 🪲

y’all act like edward would be upset if bella rear ended his volvo when really his reaction would be 😍😍😍

Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

Bad news: everyone who has said some variation of "umm actually I don't do that 🙏 I'm a good person" is more annoying than the rest of us confessing to our nerd crimes. Yes you do. I guarantee it you do. You're saying Um, Actually right now

The Bible

okay but why did they make edward in the movies so mysterious and nonchalant, like he was SO flirty in the books, like genuinely he was so cheeky and adorable what happened.

everyone was created to be soooo stoic in the movies when their book characters are so full of life and interesting emotions

I absolutely love that rosalie killed those guys one by one as soon as she was turned without ever even tasting blood. that is my number one favorite thing from twilight canon. I just wish rosalie kept being written that well

come on stephenie, if edward is such a music lover, where are all the late night talks where edward plays with bella’s hair while she falls asleep, low music playing in the dark, and edward sharing all the details of the first time he heard that song live in 1964, and that one in 1982, and the other in 1949? huh?

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

people will be like 'proud mama bear 🐻💞👶👶' but then don't teach their kids how to catch whole salmons in their mouth at the river

Esme and Emmett having the best day ever while everyone else is attending ivy league medical school

"incorrect quotes" yeah they sure are. he would not fucking say that

was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality