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Gay Denial (2009) 

Dear Journal,

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4]

"if I catch anyone sleeping [during lecture]... I'll start talking quieter as not to disturb them"

"don't be afraid to ask questions during class, you can throw something at me to get my attention, just nothing too heavy please"

"I know that the second law of thermodynamics is real because I saw it in action in my sons' room"

"yes, all these derivatives are necessary. I need something to torment you with"

"a chemical compound can bring plenty of joy"

"this is my private collection" [opens a word doc that's several pages of chemistry puns]

"what huge chunks of ice! Great for drinks but not for your synthesis. You need to crush them a bit"

"my leg hurts so bad today... I didn't even kick anyone!"

"poisons are kind of interesting, so I'm sure everybody here has their favorite one"

"this boron is unhappy"

"we don't often think about how small atoms are. And why would we do that anyway? Let them be small"

יש לי כבר אחד

she's so real for this.

for context, her original post:

We're seeing a massive spread of unchecked, unrepentant antisemitism spreading quicker with social media now. People are cheering on murdered Jewish kids and then fact checking us to tell us it didn't happen

Blood libel is gaining traction like never before all the while Jews in the Diaspora are being attacked

So to all you proud Nazi Punchers, I must ask,

Why are you standing by, letting this happen, repeating things the Nazis could only dream of? Why aren't you standing up, dismantling antisemitism in your movement, helping Jews once again forced to hide in their homes?