Utterly Blah

Isn’t there?

Yeah... It never got this snowy where I'm from... It's a little overwhelming.

OOC:

Welcome. I’m pretty sure you’ve heard my name before. It’s Nicole… But with an “a”.

True, but the A at the end is pretty uncommon, right?

Nice to meet you, Thalia. I’m Noah. The human icicle.

Nice to meet you too, Noah the human icicle. I hope you warm up soon.

Your name is so beautiful and reminds me of Percy Jackson.

Thanks. Your name is really pretty too, but I've never heard it before.

Ah, come on, it’s snow. Isn’t it supposed to be good thing?

It's supposed to be, yeah, but apparently this much of it is when it becomes a bad thing.

Shit, does it feel like it. I’d much rather hang from my toes than spend five hours in wet socks.

Yeah, I can imagine... I'm Thalia.

To those I’ve haven’t met yet, I’m Nicola.

I'm Thalia, nice to meet you.

We’re not like rare breeds or anything, I’ve come across plenty in my days. I went back once to visit my brother and father when I was bout fifteen, but ever since then I haven’t. Just haven’t had the time nor money, its terrible ‘cause I miss ‘em like crazy, but for now Skype is the closest I’m getting to Italy for a while.

Yeah, I've lived in a really small New England town for nineteen years... I don't come across many of you. Aw, that's sweet. I mean, at least you have Skype and Facebook and all that.

Fuck snow. Just kidding, I’m loving this.

You might be the only person to have something nice to say about this weather.

That’s actually where I was born. I lived there until I was about thirteen then I moved to Florida.

Ooooh, awesome. I've never met someone from another country. Have you been back to Italy since you moved?

Don’t forget life-threatening. Do you know they still require the usage of bicycles in icy conditions? Well, people want their pizzas, man. And I’ve got to bring in the money somehow.

They make you use bicycles...? Isn't that like... Employee abuse?

That’s why I need to start putting food around me for when the laziness strikes again, it’s a burden you see. The double burden would be having the urge to pee but not wanting to get up.

I... Actually have never done that. Do a lot of people do that?

I really love the snow, I’m so used to dreading summers and not so cold winters, pretty much barely a winter at all. Thank you. Avella’s my last name. Its a place in Italy.

Oh, how cool! Have you ever been there?

Delivering pizzas in inclimate weather is really not ideal. Uhm, I hate my job, basically?

That sounds scary. Why are they still making you work?