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what the hell is the fuckin point of blogs like “isayok” or “yeahokayillreblogthat”. worst and laziest fucking gimmicks out there

*inches closer*

@=: im snale

@snailifier LOOK OUT!

I’m a girl in the way your mom is a girl.

Well shit… guess I’m a snirl now.

hey btw the unfathomable horror that constantly looms over me thinks you're cute

i hate you (flirting)

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

hey. you're like if a burger was really really cute

aborted squirrels in my penis post: i’d have 1271 notes right now. if i existed

WHAT THE FUCK???? I GOT SNAILED????????!!?!

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

red (flame) point

@snailifier snail cat snail cat

🐌🐈!!!

This post is… EDIBLE!!

SNEDIBLE???

Meow

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@=: snoooh, snettuce?

@=: snailmato? snawberry? snitrus? *munch crunch snunch* <3

@=: AH FUCK WHAT THE SNAIL

Tonight we're filling the bong with seed oils.

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

If you ever purposely harm an amphibian you’re cursed for life sorry I don’t make the rules. If you accidentally harm an amphibian that’s still bad luck but I think the universe understands that accidents happen

If you see a snail it removes any curses you may have accumulated. This is because snails eat curses

You should be writing this down

🐌👍