Women Love Me, Bread Fears Me

Showed this to my Welsh mother and she dissolved into a pile of oleaginous sludge on the carpet. Thanks OP

Hmmmmmmlobotomy

Mail them an exploding package of glitter

havent had a viral post in months so just gonna post the word 'lesbians' and hope for the best

jiminy cricket is a classic. jeepers creepers. jinkies. ruh roh. etc

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Fucking HOGO???

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

The uk is like this usually with cities but some counties (Yorkshire and Lancashire in particular) go wild when you mention them.

Ok, an unusually high number of people in the comments have relatives that probably have a Wikipedia article with their name.

One was a long haul truck driver and later a bus driver and the other was murdered in 1977 23 Yeats before I was born so idk what he did other than not live any more

@britain-offical

This is an actual crime here. If you make your tea any lighter than hex code #C49E78 then you can get fined, face jail time and get a criminal record, it is also one of the most frowned upon crimes and can cause you terrible harassment in prison if you are sentenced

Sorry what. Is there like a good reason. For that.

no. it's just not true

Here in the U.K. we can invent forms of discrimination you couldn’t even comprehend

Love the idea that everyone, including the victims, would dress up in high-vis shirts and hardhats for a public execution.

This is so fucking funny, you can literally see the harnesses

People not knowing or not bothering to research that Gordon Chung is a satire account and taking this post at face value would be hilariously ironic if it wasn’t so sad

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

I was in the hardware store a few months ago and I saw an infant so fresh from the womb that it was on its fourth ever breath. Like I expected to hear a congratulations and cleanup on aisle spanner over the speakers.

This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?

fucking. Shoelace Con. Im…..dashcon

I…. I’m skeleton Sexyman

Blog superhell.. :3

Posts Superhell’s the name

Tag MeowMeow lol

BlorboCon, that should be a real event to celebrate beloved niche and side characters that people have an inexplicable connection to

My man I have 2 grand in savings. You’d be wiping me out 3 times over

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

Beans on toast with cheese is an A tier comfort food and I’m tired of pretending its not