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I love when dogs carry their toys around so much you love your item. #itemgirl

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

hey (with the intention of brushing our teeth in the bathroom side by side)

I am crawling towards March like my life depends on it (it does)…………..

The thing about standing ovations is that they are like after care for actors: it’s ok that you dressed up and played pretend for two hours! Everyone liked it! No one thought it was weird!

as a kid i thought i would graduate from kid problems like cleaning my room to adult problems like jobs and taxes. but instead i have a job and taxes and still have to clean my room. cleaning my room is a lifetime problem. i will never stop having to put my markers away before bedtime. this is a rude way for aging to work.

opening a tab to google something and immediately entering a state of tranquility and utter bliss as i forget every thought ive ever fucking had

do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?