Unfortunately I'm a very boring adult and my friend and I were having a nice swim in the lake and spent almost the entire time talking about work and taxes and retirement accounts for real

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

they bombed iran

members of congress coming out and being like “guys, we didn’t agree to this 🥺 this was an unauthorized act of war” OKAY BITCH. START DOING SOMETHING. THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS TOO, YOU GLORIFIED INANIMATE OBJECT

“you guys, we said no, we swear!” that is not enough

it's amazing how useless elected representatives can be when it doesn't involve terrorizing minorities or silencing dissidents

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

-Kristi Noem