ryn

mack really lost the olympics and then worlds and said never again. he’s raising the current generation of canadian hockey players himself

macklin celebrini beat teen pregnancy by *checks notes* 13 days.

and for the gentleman… perhaps a comforting bus handjob after learning that we will most likely be each other’s undoing???

What if you got a bronco sponsorship and I got a mercedes sponsorship and we were both terrible drivers and I hit your car in the parking lot of our shared workplace. and we were both boys. btw

i think i might just spend the rest of my life chasing the high that reading summer sons gave me

joe bird put a bunch of ethel cain songs in his naim reid playlist. big day for the autistic and unemployed

connor bedard as a concept is so funny to me. vaguely tragic narratives but not nearly tragic enough to be considered The Worst. guy age 20 voice I will save this whole franchise. gets injured and misses his chance to play for canada twice in one year. most sold jersey but also people are like he's not even that good. he's a little bitchy and annoying. he might have dreamed this but he once signed a baby. he's a canucks fan. he believes in aliens. his mother's day fun fact was that she can juggle. he can't spell for shit. he's 5'10 and keeps getting into scuffles on the ice. he's chronically online. he looks like every other guy from vancouver. unmatched energy truly

naim is preacher's daughter and ryan is a mix between golden age + wtialy. ty for your consideration