harold,,

Listen I know we shouldn’t encourage him but the fact Lin Manuel-Miranda is writing a 2020 election musical is soooo funny to me. The Ben Shapiro/AOC undertones are a little concerning though

i almost lost my shit

*thinks back on all the advertisements in the US getting people to BUY GOLD NOW throughout the 2000s/2010s…..*

Trump being mass-banned from social media platforms is a cynical attempt to save face now that he's low enough for them to do it without consequences & does nothing to address the years of immeasurable harm they've already allowed through inaction, but it is ALSO very very funny & good

My man Donnie is having an absolute time of it right now and they won't even let him post through it. We should recognize that it's far too little, far too late while also recognizing that this is fucking hilarious to picture.

Our cool president caught the Corner Virus, lost a presidential election, and got permabanned from the whole Internet within the span of like 3 months.  Can you imagine.

yeah this is bullshit what do they even have to capitulate to? they control the senate now why would they need to water anything down?

the concept of foundation is really so evil to me…a liquid skin you paint on to cover your natural skin…To market that as a normal and even necessary product…only to women…evil. If no one tells our fathers they look sick or tired or dull without $40 pore clogging paint on their faces that shouldn’t be the message we get either!

YOU SHOW ME A PEER REVIEWED STUDY THAT SAYS REALITY SHIFTING HAS BEEN PROVEN ILL DELETE THE POST AND MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY

ANON SHOW ME THE STUDY

ANON PLEASE

pov: you woke up on the afternoon of november 7, 2020 and checked msnbc.com

pov: you woke up on the evening of january 8, 2021 and checked twitter.com

mitt romney is a stupid mormon bitch who is desperately trying to rehab his image but i would like to see him kill ted cruz.

i would curbstomp mitt romney given the chance but him yelling “this is what you have gotten” at ted cruz as they were evacuating the capitol bc protestors were breaking in is quite frankly poetic

is twitter suspending trump as he’s on his way out after giving him an hugely influential platform for four years an incredibly token gesture? of course. but is it also really funny? absolutely

the phrase "tolerant left" pisses me off because technically i'm left but i'm NOT tolerant. if you say dumb shit i'm not gonna be like "uwu you're entitled to your opinion, peace is the best option" i'm fuckimg DESTROYING you. think before you say private healthcare has good incentives

"so much for the tolerant left" not everyone is a pussy. some of us want to rob you

i have a degree in political science and i’m here to inform you that the idea of the “tolerant left” is a myth that the right made up all by themselves to gaslight progressives for telling them they couldn’t call marginalized people slurs anymore

I have a degree in sexiness and agree