WOOLOO

i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful

curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday

“What day is it today?” “Second Monday” “Cool, thanks”

your 20’s are all about finding THE wackiest, THE ugliest, short-sleeve button-up shirts that no one in their right mind would wear, and then wearing them as much as possible

I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin

Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back to the behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au. 

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

So fucking cuteeeee

I would LOVE THIS

I hate gushers

*bends over seductively to pick up my cowboy hat*

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

My new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum..

sharing music as a form of intimacy